APHS Mathematics - Mr. Brown

## Math Quotes"Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions."
"Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understnad it myself any more." --Albert Einstein "Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things." --J.H. Poincare "Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive." --Tim Allen "Calculus has its limits." "In the fall of 1972 President Nixon announced that the rate of increase of inflatoin was decreasing. This was the first time a sitting president used the third derivative to advance his case for re-election." --Hugo Rossi "Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way." --George Polya Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra. Math is Radical! |
## Math JokesQ: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt! Q: Why did the number get mad at his wife? A: Because she was being irrational. Q: Why did the boy eat his math homework? A: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Q: What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock? A: Arithma-ticks! Q: Why did the scientists want to stay at the mathematician's house? A: He was serving pi! Q: Why 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9. Q: Why was the math book crying? A: Because it had too many problems. Q: Why does too much trigonometry make you sick? A: Because you can catch sin flu! |